May 2012
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kimmybeebop:
Le Annoying Girl: Tom wants to know if you can DD tonight
Me: Nope but you can
Le Annoying Girl: Can’t actually thanks. He told me to text you since you owe him a DD. But nevermind, I’ll find someone.
Me: Nevermind I’ll find someone to driveeeeee my drunk ass home tonightttttt! DON’T FORGET ME! I SWEAR! I HAVE LOST MY UNDERWEAR! Sometimes I drink too much, and sometimes I drive...
April 2012
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Reblog if you're a fangirl.
thelastoftheconsultingangels:
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thegirlwiththepsychicpaper:
The notes
5.4 million? HOLY HELL.
We should form our own country.
We could, too.
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Alykats...
whitney-amour:
So I “borrowed” this from a post on my dashboard.. I thought of you!
:D
Aw, thanks? LOL how does it make you think of me?
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epic-humor:
If you don’t reblog…
This blog will make you LAUGH OUT LOUD!
You guys are going to make Kim mad, she’ll see this one pop up so much…
Regardless, I love the bed intruder man!
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edifying:
omg iroh can you be my guidance councelor
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skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
smart friend: omg I only got a B+
athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me:
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me:
me: *cries in the shower*
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like-a-runaway-train:
santanadelrey:
i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets
and my personal favorite
Excellent advice, Darren. lol
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